“To all who come to this fictitious place: WELCOME. Fauxtopia is your land. Here, age relives distorted memories of the past, and here, youth may savor the challenge of trying to understand the present. Fauxtopia is made up of the ideals, dreams and fuzzy facts which have re-created reality... with the hope that it will be a source of edutatinment for all the world.”

— G.E. McAtnoff

Fauxtopia Dedication, April 1